Scope In Your Pocket?

If birds had pickup lines for breathless birders, this would be a classic. A small cartoon bird asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" It would have to be a pretty big pocket, but I guess in the case of certain birds, the answer would almost certainly be YES.

Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Mug – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Magnet – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Button – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Scope In Your Pocket? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Large Tote Bag – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...
Scope In Your Pocket? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited...