Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too!

Warbler Neck - May is the most dangerous time of year for birders. Well, for their necks, at least. Spread awareness!...

I See Birds Everywhere - If you see birds everywhere you turn, you don't need your eyes examined -- you're just a birder, and there's nothing wrong with that....

World's Okayest Birder - How would you rate your own birding skills? If you've been a birder for a while, you might actually be very, very good. But...

Love Hate Migration - Birders tend to look forward to spring and fall migration each year. The birds are moving through in delicious waves. Spring birds are wearing...

Patch Birding Insanity - You've heard that cliche definition of insanity, but have you heard of the birder version? So Einstein didn't actually say "The definition of insanity is...

American Dippers Like It Wet - Hey now, you get your mind out of the gutter! American Dippers are birds that are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This...

Without Birding One Weak - This fun text design for birders and birdwatchers reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". Everyone knows, the longer you go without birding,...

Peregrines Like It Fast - Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. So this original design that reads "Peregrines Like It Fast" isn't so much cheeky as it...

Birding Flu - This is a funny design for birders. The grungy text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." For some, that is serious....

Birds Well WIth Others - This cheeky design has a retro look to go along with its wholesome message. Do you enjoy birding in groups? If you don't, are...

Does Not Bird Well With Others - Prefer to bird on your own? Does everyone else scare the birds and distract your birding mojo? Warn other birders that yours is a...

Diagnosis: Bird-Brained - This design shows a disturbing image of a brain infested with birds. Instead of healthy bumps and grooves (gyri and sulci), there are little...

Trust Me, I'm A Birder - Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Of course it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. This might make non-birding...

Bin There, Done That - You've traveled the world to add birds to your life list. You've seen everything you could possibly expect to see in your yard, your...

Bird Song Mnemonics - Mnemonics are memory aids. Birders use them to remember bird songs and calls. Some of them are kind of funny....

Birdaholic Definition - Use this handy birder design to help all of your non-birder friends understand your affliction. You are a bird-a-hol-ic (pronunciation also provided) - one...

Eagle Feak - Eagle Freaks are a dime a dozen. So are Eagle Feaks, among eagles at least. Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True...

Bird O'Clock - Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to...

Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! - Are you a birder who loves gulls? Or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant...

The Original Hummer - Hummer can have a few different meanings. One thing is certain -- the tiny yet mighty hummingbird predates any large mechanical monsters or modern-day...

Hot All-Bird Action - You know what you want, and you're not ashamed to let everyone know. What does every birder seek? Birds! The more the merrier! A...

Old Birders Never Die - Once a birder, always a birder. A birder's life list is one that is always being adjusted (lumps and splits, you know), and hopefully...

Old Digiscopers Never Die - Is digiscoping in your blood? Then you're probably never going to stop. Unless you lose your focus, that is. This fun text design for...

Lucky Birding Shirt - Increase your odds of a successful twitch with your very own Lucky Birding Shirt. The font employs little birds -- perfect good omens for...

Save A Cowboy... Ride A Birder - You've heard of Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy... but what about saving the Cowboy? This funny design reads "Save a Cowboy Ride a...

Scope In Your Pocket? - If birds had pickup lines for breathless birders, this would be a classic. A small cartoon bird asks "Is that a scope in your...

Talk Birdy To Me - First it was "talk dirty to me", then "talk nerdy to me" when nerds were all the rage. Now its the birds' turn with...

Twitchy Gifts - The term Twitch is sometimes used as a synonym for the verb Bird, but to a birder, twitching usually implies a certain type of...

Pishing Gifts - This is our collection of original designs inspired by the art and science of pishing. Is pishing in your birder bag of tricks?...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

Posted in Birdwatcher Dad Hats for Father's Day

This is a printed hat in an athletic style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get this lightweight white hat in a knit or woven style.

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Posted in Funny Birder Gifts

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them. This original design for birders and...