Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Birds Well With Others T-Shirt

We're all so ready for this pandemic to end and to get back to doing the things we love to do with others, like birding! Migration will be ramping up soon in much of the United States and birding clubs are starting to plan for socially-distanced, safe outings...

Get Ready for Warbler Neck Awareness Month

The warblers are coming! May is Warbler Neck Awareness month, for obvious reasons (to birders, at least). Spread some cheeky fun in the field with our unique Warbler Neck cerulean blue feather awareness ribbon apparel like the ones featured below.

Using Zazzle's Tools to Put Birder Gifts Designs on Any Product

Our apparel and gifts are created on demand by our partner Zazzle. When an order is placed, Zazzle jumps into action to create your custom one of a kind gift. We keep our offering simple, showing you a handful of products for each of our birder designs, but...

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

Talk Birdy To Me T-Shirt for Birdwatchers

Do you know someone who got into birding in 2020? The year of avoiding crowds and staying safer at home drove a lot of people to find new ways to keep entertained, and birdwatching was that bright spot for so many. There was a boom in backyard birdwatching...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity T-Shirt – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Magnet – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Tote Bag – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Ribbon Postcard – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
iPish Blue T-Shirt – A cute design for pishers! Our original iPos spoof design for bird pishing fans is available here in blue. You can totally customize this gift! Move... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me T-Shirt – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Keychain – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Trucker Hat – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Scope In Your Pocket? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Coffee Mug – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity T-Shirt – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Magic Mug – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Property of Twitching Department – Are you a birder that loves to go twitching? Are you on your way as soon as you hear a rare bird alert? This fun collegiate-style... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Postcard – Get your mind out of the gutter -- American Dippers are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This original design for birders and bird lovers... View on Zazzle
Eat Sleep Pish Tote Bag – A cute spoof of highway information signs - with a pishing twist! Icons represent eat, sleep and pish (bird call). You can totally customize this gift!... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer Magnet – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Property of Pishing Dept T-Shirt – This Property of Pishing Department collegiate-style logo is a great design for pishing birders everywhere. Pishing is the act of imitating bird calls or making other... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others T-Shirt – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle
Twitched and Lost... T-Shirt – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic coffee mug – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Pinback Button – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' Trucker Hat – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle
Ask me about Warbler Neck T-Shirt – While most seasoned birders are aware of Warbler Neck, newer birders and future birdwatchers may be ignorant of the pain that many suffer each spring migration... View on Zazzle
iPish Orange Hoodie – A cute design for pishers! Our original iPod spoof design for bird pishing fans is available here in orange. You can totally customize this gift! Move... View on Zazzle
Old Birders Never Die Pinback Button – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic mug – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Travel Mug – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Pinback Button – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Property of Twitching Department T-Shirt – Are you a birder that loves to go twitching? Are you on your way as soon as you hear a rare bird alert? This fun collegiate-style... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Tote Bag – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle