Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Define Your Passion—Literally | Birdaholic Definition Shirt

If your weekend plans involve binoculars, field guides, and muttering “was that a warbler?” under your breath, this funny birder shirt was made for you. Our “bird-a-holic” long sleeve tee proudly defines what your friends and family already know: you’re deeply, joyfully obsessed with...

The Perfect T-Shirt for Birdwatchers Who’d Rather Be in the Field

If your ideal weekend involves waking up at dawn, a thermos of coffee, and the quiet thrill of spotting a warbler in the treetops — this sweatshirt was made for you. Our “Sorry I Can’t, I Have Plans with My Binoculars”...

Get Lucky (in the Field) With This Birding Tee

Every birder has their rituals—lucky binoculars, a favorite trail, a particular hat that always brings out the rare ones. Now you can add one more essential to your checklist: your Lucky Birding Shirt. Simple, bold, and to the point, this...

Feeder Fugitives: Our Tribute to the Backyard Outlaw

Feeder Bandits Beware: This Squirrel Wants Your Nuts If you’ve ever tried to run a peaceful backyard bird buffet, you know that squirrels aren’t just guests—they're the self-appointed managers. They waltz in like they own the place, perform gravity-defying stunts to...

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

quick, three beers! hoodie – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Pullover Hoodie – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Twitched and Lost... Keychain – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Bumper Sticker – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! T-Shirt – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! T-Shirt – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Two-Tone Coffee Mug – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Trucker Hat – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tote Bag – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 16” x 16”... View on Amazon
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Throw Pillow – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100%... View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Sweatshirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tank Top – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Square Sticker – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Sweatshirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements T-Shirt – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Sweatshirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Womens Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Tank Top – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Eat Sleep Pish Trucker Hat – A cute spoof of highway information signs - with a pishing twist! Icons represent eat, sleep and pish (bird call). You can totally customize this gift!... View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Case – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant... View on Amazon
Stalking vs. Twitching Hoodie – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Sweatshirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon