Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Raglan T-Shirt

This funny Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words t-shirt is a fun gift idea for birders. Do you know the meaning of four-letter word in this context? Let me explain... Bird banders (also called bird ringers, especially in the United Kingdom) use four-letter codes to identify the species they...

Eagle Freaks Know About Eagle Feaks

This funny cartoon design does not have a typo. An illustrated Bald Eagle bows down and appears to be moving its face. The image has the caption: EAGLE FEAK. Feaking refers to the act of a bird cleaning its beak by rubbing it against a hard surface, such...

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them.  This original design for birders and...

T-Shirt Tuesday: American Dippers Like It What?

This is a funny, cheeky t-shirt design for birders. The text may be a bit risque, but birders know the words speak only the truth: American Dippers really do like it wet.

Funny Birder T-Shirt Gift Idea: World's Okayest Birder

You might be the most skilled birder in your bunch of birding friends, but how do you get that across without coming off as a prick? With your superior skills -- they'll see how good you are the more you bird with them. Even the greatest birder in...

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

May Warbler Neck Awareness Month Mouse Pad – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Trucker Hat – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
Old Digiscopers Never Die Coffee Mug – Did you know that old digiscopers never die? Reaching the end just means the focus starts to go. Digiscoping is taking photographs using a spotting scope... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree coffee mug – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak T-Shirt – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Magic Mug – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Coffee Mug – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer Postcard – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! bumper sticker – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! T-Shirt – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' Trucker Hat – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle
Original Hummer T-Shirt – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Awareness Trucker Hat – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Notebook – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Headsweats Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Button – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! Adult Apron – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Pinback Button – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Large Coffee Mug – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Travel Mug – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Mug – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Keychain – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Wooden Box Sign – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO. This funny design for birdwatchers looks great on... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast T-Shirt – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic bumper sticker – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Classic Round Sticker – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Pish Off! Button – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle