Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

This is a printed hat in a classic trucker style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get...

Diagnosis: Bird Brained Funny X-Ray T-Shirt Gift for Birders

The whimsical world of avian aficionados is featured on this t-shirt that humorously captures the essence of bird lovers everywhere: Diagnosis: Bird-Brained. This silly design features a cartoon-like image of a brain x-ray, but with a fun twist—the grey matter is playfully filled with silhouettes of birds,...

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

Funny Bird Pun for St. Patrick's Day: Irish Eyases Are Smiling

This funny spoof design might have you singing a familiar tribute song with an alternative lyric! Here a trio of baby falcons (they look like American Kestrels, but sometimes it's hard to tell falcons apart at this age) is captioned with a funny Irish inspired phrase with a...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Life is Short - Bird Hard

In this week's T-Shirt Tuesday, part of a very sporadic series you'll see on and off on this site, I'd like to highlight one of our simpler, text t-shirts for birdwatchers. This original birding design which reads Life Is Short Bird Hard makes a...

The Birder Tarot Premium T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric; Fit: Men’s... View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Tank Top – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
BirderGifts Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled... View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Raglan Baseball Tee – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Bumper Sticker – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Bumper Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! bumper sticker – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Sweatshirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Premium T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine... View on Amazon
Old Birders Never Die T-Shirt – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Pullover Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Galaxy S10 The Birder Tarot Case – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant polycarbonate shell and shock... View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Bumper Sticker – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Large Tote Bag – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
quick, three beers! tote bag – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Eagle Feak T-Shirt – Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True bird nerds and real eagle freaks should know! You can totally customize this gift! Move the design... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars T-Shirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
konk-la-ree sweatshirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Sweatshirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Month: May Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Simple Graphic and Text T-Shirt Funny Message for Birders and Birdwatchers; Cute Funny Gift Idea for Birders During Peak Migration For Warbler Neck Awareness; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
BirderGifts The Birder Tarot Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100% polyester and sewn closed;... View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
BirderGifts Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled... View on Amazon
Womens Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Sweatshirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Tank Top – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon