Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them.  This original design for birders and...

T-Shirt Tuesday: American Dippers Like It What?

This is a funny, cheeky t-shirt design for birders. The text may be a bit risque, but birders know the words speak only the truth: American Dippers really do like it wet.

Funny Birder T-Shirt Gift Idea: World's Okayest Birder

You might be the most skilled birder in your bunch of birding friends, but how do you get that across without coming off as a prick? With your superior skills -- they'll see how good you are the more you bird with them. Even the greatest birder in...

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

The Original Hummer Funny Bird Lover Postcard

This fun postcard features an original cartoon-style design with bold text that reads "The original HUMMER" in stylized letters. Part of the second letter M make up part of a flower, which is being visited by a little green, white, and red hummingbird -- probably a Ruby-throated...

I See Birds Funny Home Decor for Birdwatchers

This unique wooden box sign is a fun mashup of shabby chic country style and birdwatching obsession. Text on the sign reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO but it's arranged in the style of an ophthalmologist's eye chart, so upon first glance the message is...

Old Digiscopers Never Die Coffee Mug – Did you know that old digiscopers never die? Reaching the end just means the focus starts to go. Digiscoping is taking photographs using a spotting scope... View on Zazzle
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! Adult Apron – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Mouse Pad – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Stalking vs. Twitching Hoodie – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Mug – Get your mind out of the gutter -- American Dippers are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This original design for birders and bird lovers... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Magnet – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Travel Mug – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
I Love Migration I Hate Migration Etc Etc T-Shirt – Birders love migration. That's clear. But what about all the frustration and pain that comes along with the colorful birds ready to breed (in spring migration)... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Classic Round Sticker – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Large Tote Bag – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! tote bag – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Plaque – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock T-shirt – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Travel Mug – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others T-Shirt – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Lucky Birding Shirt – This cute text design reads "Lucky Birding Shirt" and incorporates bird silhouettes within the letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Tote Bag – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Stalking vs. Twitching T-Shirt – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Coffee Mug – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Ceramic Tile – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Large Tote Bag – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer Postcard – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Twitched and Lost... Adult Apron – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! T-Shirt – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Magnet – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic magnet – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Pinback Button – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Mug – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle