Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too!

Warbler Neck
Warbler Neck - May is the most dangerous time of year for birders. Well, for their necks, at least. Spread awareness!...
I See Birds Everywhere
I See Birds Everywhere - If you see birds everywhere you turn, you don't need your eyes examined -- you're just a birder, and there's nothing wrong with that....
World's Okayest Birder
World's Okayest Birder - How would you rate your own birding skills? If you've been a birder for a while, you might actually be very, very good. But...
Love Hate Migration
Love Hate Migration - Birders tend to look forward to spring and fall migration each year. The birds are moving through in delicious waves. Spring birds are wearing...
Patch Birding Insanity
Patch Birding Insanity - You've heard that cliche definition of insanity, but have you heard of the birder version? So Einstein didn't actually say "The definition of insanity is...
American Dippers Like It Wet
American Dippers Like It Wet - Hey now, you get your mind out of the gutter! American Dippers are birds that are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This...
Without Birding One Weak
Without Birding One Weak - This fun text design for birders and birdwatchers reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". Everyone knows, the longer you go without birding,...
Peregrines Like It Fast
Peregrines Like It Fast - Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. So this original design that reads "Peregrines Like It Fast" isn't so much cheeky as it...
Birding Flu
Birding Flu - This is a funny design for birders. The grungy text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." For some, that is serious....
Birds Well WIth Others
Birds Well WIth Others - This cheeky design has a retro look to go along with its wholesome message. Do you enjoy birding in groups? If you don't, are...
Does Not Bird Well With Others
Does Not Bird Well With Others - Prefer to bird on your own? Does everyone else scare the birds and distract your birding mojo? Warn other birders that yours is a...
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained - This design shows a disturbing image of a brain infested with birds. Instead of healthy bumps and grooves (gyri and sulci), there are little...
Trust Me, I'm A Birder
Trust Me, I'm A Birder - Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Of course it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. This might make non-birding...
Bin There, Done That
Bin There, Done That - You've traveled the world to add birds to your life list. You've seen everything you could possibly expect to see in your yard, your...
Bird Song Mnemonics
Bird Song Mnemonics - Mnemonics are memory aids. Birders use them to remember bird songs and calls. Some of them are kind of funny....
Birdaholic Definition
Birdaholic Definition - Use this handy birder design to help all of your non-birder friends understand your affliction. You are a bird-a-hol-ic (pronunciation also provided) - one...
Eagle Feak
Eagle Feak - Eagle Freaks are a dime a dozen. So are Eagle Feaks, among eagles at least. Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True...
Bird O'Clock
Bird O'Clock - Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to...
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls!
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! - Are you a birder who loves gulls? Or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant...
The Original Hummer
The Original Hummer - Hummer can have a few different meanings. One thing is certain -- the tiny yet mighty hummingbird predates any large mechanical monsters or modern-day...
Hot All-Bird Action
Hot All-Bird Action - You know what you want, and you're not ashamed to let everyone know. What does every birder seek? Birds! The more the merrier! A...
Old Birders Never Die
Old Birders Never Die - Once a birder, always a birder. A birder's life list is one that is always being adjusted (lumps and splits, you know), and hopefully...
Old Digiscopers Never Die
Old Digiscopers Never Die - Is digiscoping in your blood? Then you're probably never going to stop. Unless you lose your focus, that is. This fun text design for...
Lucky Birding Shirt
Lucky Birding Shirt - Increase your odds of a successful twitch with your very own Lucky Birding Shirt. The font employs little birds -- perfect good omens for...
Save A Cowboy... Ride A Birder
Save A Cowboy... Ride A Birder - You've heard of Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy... but what about saving the Cowboy? This funny design reads "Save a Cowboy Ride a...
Scope In Your Pocket?
Scope In Your Pocket? - If birds had pickup lines for breathless birders, this would be a classic. A small cartoon bird asks "Is that a scope in your...
Talk Birdy To Me
Talk Birdy To Me - First it was "talk dirty to me", then "talk nerdy to me" when nerds were all the rage. Now its the birds' turn with...
Twitchy Gifts
Twitchy Gifts - The term Twitch is sometimes used as a synonym for the verb Bird, but to a birder, twitching usually implies a certain type of...
Pishing Gifts
Pishing Gifts - This is our collection of original designs inspired by the art and science of pishing. Is pishing in your birder bag of tricks?...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

This is a printed hat in an athletic style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get this lightweight white hat in a knit or woven style. 

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them.  This original design for birders and...

Birding Flu Large Tote Bag – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Magnet – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Classic Round Sticker – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Large Tote Bag – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained T-Shirt – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Classic Round Sticker – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Sweatshirt – Forget bird flu - this is much more serious! A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can... View on Zazzle
Is That A Scope In Your Pocket...? Magnet – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
Hot all-bird action T-Shirt – If hot all-bird action is what gets your blood pumping, this funny birder design is for you. Now get your mind out of the gutter -... View on Zazzle
Old Digiscopers Never Die Large Tote Bag – Did you know that old digiscopers never die? Reaching the end just means the focus starts to go. Digiscoping is taking photographs using a spotting scope... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Large Coffee Mug – Forget bird flu - this is much more serious! A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder T-Shirt – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Large Tote Bag – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder T-Shirt – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Old Digiscopers Metal Ornament – This funny birdwatching-themed design reads Old digiscopers never die they just lose their focus. Digiscopers take photos of birds using their spotting scope and a digital... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That T-Shirt – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Postcard – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Mug – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
Old Digiscopers Never Die Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Did you know that old digiscopers never die? Reaching the end just means the focus starts to go. Digiscoping is taking photographs using a spotting scope... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me Trucker Hat – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Magnet – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Pinback Button – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Trucker Hat – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic keychain – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Headsweats Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Old Digiscopers Never Die T-Shirt – Did you know that old digiscopers never die? Reaching the end just means the focus starts to go. Digiscoping is taking photographs using a spotting scope... View on Zazzle
Lucky Birding Shirt – This cute text design reads "Lucky Birding Shirt" and incorporates bird silhouettes within the letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! T-Shirt – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Keychain – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others Trucker Hat – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Trucker Hat – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
I Love Migration I Hate Migration Etc Etc T-Shirt – Birders love migration. That's clear. But what about all the frustration and pain that comes along with the colorful birds ready to breed (in spring migration)... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Trucker Hat – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle