Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Define Your Passion—Literally | Birdaholic Definition Shirt

If your weekend plans involve binoculars, field guides, and muttering “was that a warbler?” under your breath, this funny birder shirt was made for you. Our “bird-a-holic” long sleeve tee proudly defines what your friends and family already know: you’re deeply, joyfully obsessed with...

The Perfect T-Shirt for Birdwatchers Who’d Rather Be in the Field

If your ideal weekend involves waking up at dawn, a thermos of coffee, and the quiet thrill of spotting a warbler in the treetops — this shirt was made for you. Our “Sorry I Can’t, I Have Plans with My Binoculars”...

Get Lucky (in the Field) With This Birding Tee

Every birder has their rituals—lucky binoculars, a favorite trail, a particular hat that always brings out the rare ones. Now you can add one more essential to your checklist: your Lucky Birding Shirt. Simple, bold, and to the point, this...

Feeder Fugitives: Our Tribute to the Backyard Outlaw

Feeder Bandits Beware: This Squirrel Wants Your Nuts If you’ve ever tried to run a peaceful backyard bird buffet, you know that squirrels aren’t just guests—they're the self-appointed managers. They waltz in like they own the place, perform gravity-defying stunts to...

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Sweatshirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Tank Top – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
iPhone 11 Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Twitched and Lost... – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! bumper sticker – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Zip Hoodie – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Pullover Hoodie – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tank Top – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Travel Mug – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! magic mug – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Tote Bag – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black... View on Amazon
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! large tote bag – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Case – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant... View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Bumper Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Throw Pillow – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100% polyester and sewn closed;... View on Amazon
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday Raglan Baseball Tee – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Galaxy S10 The Birder Tarot Case – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant polycarbonate shell and shock... View on Amazon
konk-la-ree bumper sticker – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Pish Off! T-Shirt – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Bumper Sticker – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! bumper sticker – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Blue Feather Ribbon T-Shirt For Warbler Neck Awareness – Fun T-Shirt Birdwatcher Gift Idea for May Warbler Month Birding Outings; Spread Warbler Neck Awareness With This Graphic Birder T-Shirt; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
quick, three beers! hoodie – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Ribbon Bumper Sticker – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Eat Sleep Pish Trucker Hat – A cute spoof of highway information signs - with a pishing twist! Icons represent eat, sleep and pish (bird call). You can totally customize this gift!... View on Zazzle
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday T-Shirt – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle