Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Diagnosis: Bird Brained Funny X-Ray T-Shirt Gift for Birders

The whimsical world of avian aficionados is featured on this t-shirt that humorously captures the essence of bird lovers everywhere: Diagnosis: Bird-Brained. This silly design features a cartoon-like image of a brain x-ray, but with a fun twist—the grey matter is playfully filled with silhouettes of birds,...

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

Funny Bird Pun for St. Patrick's Day: Irish Eyases Are Smiling

This funny spoof design might have you singing a familiar tribute song with an alternative lyric! Here a trio of baby falcons (they look like American Kestrels, but sometimes it's hard to tell falcons apart at this age) is captioned with a funny Irish inspired phrase with a...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Life is Short - Bird Hard

In this week's T-Shirt Tuesday, part of a very sporadic series you'll see on and off on this site, I'd like to highlight one of our simpler, text t-shirts for birdwatchers. This original birding design which reads Life Is Short Bird Hard makes a...

The Birder Spoof Tarot Card T-Shirt

This fun spoof t-shirt for birdwatchers imagines a new tarot card for "The Birder". A pair of binoculars feature prominently in this fun tarot card inspired design. The binoculars icon is captioned with THE BIRDER. This t-shirt makes a...

Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Zip Hoodie – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Tank Top – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Premium T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; This premium t-shirt is made of... View on Amazon
iPhone 11 Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Zip Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Womens 7 Days No Birding Makes One Weak | Funny Birdwatcher Gift V-Neck T-Shirt – Seven Days Makes One Week; Seven Days Without Birding Makes One Weak; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements Bumper Sticker – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Premium T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Tank Top – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Womens Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast T-Shirt – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Talk Birdy To Me T-Shirt – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Galaxy S10 The Birder Tarot Case – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant polycarbonate shell and shock... View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Pullover Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock T-shirt – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Pisher Made of Elements Postcard – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
7 Days No Birding Makes One Weak | Funny Birdwatcher Gift Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Seven Days Makes One Week; Seven Days Without Birding Makes One Weak; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
quick, three beers! tote bag – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Premium T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric; Fit: Men’s... View on Amazon
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Hip Flask – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Stalking vs. Twitching Bumper Sticker – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars T-Shirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Sweatshirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle