Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons hold the title of the fastest animal on Earth, a distinction that highlights their incredible speed and agility. During their breathtaking dives, known as stoops, these majestic birds can reach speeds of over 200mph as they hunt their prey. This unparalleled performance in the animal kingdom...

I See Birds Funny Home Decor for Birdwatchers

This unique wooden box sign is a fun mashup of shabby chic country style and birdwatching obsession. Text on the sign reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO but it's arranged in the style of an ophthalmologist's eye chart, so upon first glance the message is...

Funny Birder T-Shirt Gift Idea: World's Okayest Birder

You might be the most skilled birder in your bunch of birding friends, but how do you get that across without coming off as a prick? With your superior skills -- they'll see how good you are the more you bird with them. Even the greatest birder in...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

This is a printed hat in a classic trucker style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get...

Diagnosis: Bird Brained Funny X-Ray T-Shirt Gift for Birders

The whimsical world of avian aficionados is featured on this t-shirt that humorously captures the essence of bird lovers everywhere: Diagnosis: Bird-Brained. This silly design features a cartoon-like image of a brain x-ray, but with a fun twist—the grey matter is playfully filled with silhouettes of birds,...

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
World's Okayest Birder T-Shirt – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Two-Tone Coffee Mug – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Tote Bag – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long... View on Amazon
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea Raglan Baseball Tee – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Tank Top – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Original Hummer Postcard – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness T-Shirt – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
7 Days No Birding Makes One Weak | Funny Birdwatcher Gift Raglan Baseball Tee – Seven Days Makes One Week; Seven Days Without Birding Makes One Weak; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements Bumper Sticker – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Bin There Done That Trucker Hat – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Raglan Baseball Tee – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday T-Shirt – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' T-Shirt – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
quick, three beers! bumper sticker – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Hip Flask – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Womens Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements Postcard – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree coffee mug – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Two-Tone Coffee Mug – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Bumper Sticker – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tote Bag – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 16” x 16”... View on Amazon
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree bumper sticker – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Premium T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Pullover Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday Tank Top – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Tank Top – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Sweatshirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon