Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too!

Eagle Freaks Know About Eagle Feaks

This funny cartoon design does not have a typo. An illustrated Bald Eagle bows down and appears to be moving its face. The image has the caption: EAGLE FEAK. Feaking refers to the act of a bird cleaning its beak by rubbing it against a hard surface, such...

Funny Song Bird Mnemonics T-Shirts for Birders

Mnemonics are memory aids. To help remember bird songs and calls, sometimes birdwatchers use mnemoics, or phrases that sound like the bird sounds. Often these phrases are funny made up sayings that help jog the memory while also tickling the funny bone. Here are some funny t-shirts for birders featuring memorable bird song mnemonics.

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them.  This original design for birders and...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

This is a printed hat in an athletic style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get this...

Big Pish Story – Pishing is a technique in birdwatching where birders use calls, often simply making a 'psh psh' sound, to attract birds. Have a great pishing story? This... View on Zazzle
Peace Love Pish – A cute design with silhouetted symbols. Peace symbol, heart for love and a wooden bird call. You can totally customize this gift! Move the design around,... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Trucker Hat – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Pisher Made Of Elements T-Shirt – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Lucky Birding Shirt – This cute text design reads "Lucky Birding Shirt" and incorporates bird silhouettes within the letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others T-Shirt – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Notebook – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Keychain – Get your mind out of the gutter -- American Dippers are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This original design for birders and bird lovers... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic magnet – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Scope In Your Pocket? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Magnet – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Keychain – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Bumper Sticker – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Beer Stein – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Large Tote Bag – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! bumper sticker – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Big Pish Story T-Shirt – Pishing is a technique in birdwatching where birders use calls, often simply making a 'psh psh' sound, to attract birds. Have a great pishing story? This... View on Zazzle
Twitched and Lost... T-Shirt – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
Big Pish Story – Pishing is a technique in birdwatching where birders use calls, often simply making a 'psh psh' sound, to attract birds. Have a great pishing story? This... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Headsweats Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Eagle Feak Grocery Bag – Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True bird nerds and real eagle freaks should know! Feaking is the act of beak-cleaning, shown here with... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Mouse Pad – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Property of Pishing Dept Mouse Pad – This Property of Pishing Department collegiate-style logo is a great design for pishing birders everywhere. Pishing is the act of imitating bird calls or making other... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic keychain – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Two-Tone Coffee Mug – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Awareness Rectangular Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Awareness Keychain – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Mouse Pad – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Postcard – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Adult Apron – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others Pinback Button – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle