Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Funny Patch Birding Insanity Hip Flask

Patch birding is the best. You can get a real feel about trends and the movement of birds from the repeated study in one location. And your own back yard can be your local patch! I've been enjoying the birds in our yard. Depending on the time of year,...

Funny Jack-o-Lantern Bird Lover Spooky Face with Swift Orange Halloween T-Shirt

This design features the classic cut-out triangle eyes and nose of a carved Halloween pumpkin. The eyes and nose seem familiar, but there's something interesting going on with the pumpkin face's mouth -- it's a silhouette of a swift-type bird! This fun bird/jackolantern mashup design for Halloween is...

Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Raglan T-Shirt

This funny Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words t-shirt is a fun gift idea for birders. Do you know the meaning of four-letter word in this context? Let me explain... Bird banders (also called bird ringers, especially in the United Kingdom) use four-letter codes to identify the species they...

Eagle Freaks Know About Eagle Feaks

This funny cartoon design does not have a typo. An illustrated Bald Eagle bows down and appears to be moving its face. The image has the caption: EAGLE FEAK. Feaking refers to the act of a bird cleaning its beak by rubbing it against a hard surface, such...

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth. When diving, or stooping, for prey, they can travel at speeds over 200mph. This amazing species made a spectacular comeback from the brink of extinction and we are lucky to share our planet with them.  This original design for birders and...

T-Shirt Tuesday: American Dippers Like It What?

This is a funny, cheeky t-shirt design for birders. The text may be a bit risque, but birders know the words speak only the truth: American Dippers really do like it wet.

Gulls! Gulls! Gulls! Giant Coffee Mug – Are you a birder who loves gulls? or maybe you fear them, because identification can be so difficult. Did I say difficult? I meant challenging. If... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Classic Round Sticker – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Save a Cowboy... Ride a Birder Trucker Hat – You've heard of Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy... but what about saving the Cowboy? This funny design reads "Save a Cowboy Ride a Birder" and... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic magnet – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Ribbon Trucker Hat – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Headsweats Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic trucker hat – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Mug – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Playing Cards – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Classic Round Sticker – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic bumper sticker – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder T-Shirt – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic mug – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Ribbon Postcard – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
Old Birders Never Die Trucker Hat – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others Keychain – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Bumper Sticker – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Scope In Your Pocket? T-Shirt – A cheeky cartoon birds asks "Is that a scope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Some birds get birders more excited... View on Zazzle
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month Travel Mug – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Postcard – This fun design for birders has an x-ray of a brain full of little bird silhouettes. The text reads "Diagnosis: Bird-brained." This cute original design is... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Large Coffee Mug – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others Postcard – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month Magnet – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer T-Shirt – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Adult Apron – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Travel Mug – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
Does Not Bird Well With Others Trucker Hat – This funny text design reads "Does Not Bird Well With Others" and includes an image of a skull and crossbones. If you'd rather avoid big birding... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Keychain – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Birds Well With Others Coffee Mug – This retro-styled design reads "Birds Well With Others." If you prefer birding with a group or with your local club, this cute design is for you.... View on Zazzle
Without Birding One Weak Trucker Hat – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
Eagle Feak T-Shirt – Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True bird nerds and real eagle freaks should know! You can totally customize this gift! Move the design... View on Zazzle
World's Okayest Birder Keychain – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Ribbon Button – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Postcard – Get your mind out of the gutter -- American Dippers are well-known for their unique underwater foraging technique. This original design for birders and bird lovers... View on Zazzle