Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

Trust Me, I’m a Birder: The Perfect Hat for Birding Enthusiasts

If you’re a birdwatcher looking for a fun way to show off your passion for feathered friends, our Trust Me, I'm a Birder hat is a must-have accessory. With its bold yet lighthearted statement, this trucker hat is both a conversation starter and a stylish addition to...

Funny Bin There Done That Pun With Binoculars

This fun design is a nod to the adventurous spirit of birdwatchers and birders alike: our Bin There Done That t-shirt. This clever play on the familiar phrase "Been There, Done That" incorporates an essential tool of the trade—a pair of binoculars—into its witty slogan, perfectly capturing...

Funny Patch Birding Insanity Hip Flask

Patch birding truly is one of the most rewarding ways to enjoy birdwatching. By repeatedly studying birds in a single location, you can gain incredible insight into trends, behaviors, and the seasonal movements of different species. It’s a way to build a connection with your environment and notice...

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons hold the title of the fastest animal on Earth, a distinction that highlights their incredible speed and agility. During their breathtaking dives, known as stoops, these majestic birds can reach speeds of over 200mph as they hunt their prey. This unparalleled performance in the animal kingdom...

Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
bird a hol ic mug – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Pullover Hoodie – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Stalking vs. Twitching Bumper Sticker – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Zip Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Pullover Hoodie – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
quick, three beers! hoodie – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! bumper sticker – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Raglan Baseball Tee – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
BIRD O'Clock License Plate – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month T-Shirt – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Premium T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric; Fit: Men’s... View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Tank Top – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Sweatshirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' T-Shirt – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody T-Shirt – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Two-Tone Coffee Mug – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Tote Bag – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long... View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Premium T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; This premium t-shirt... View on Amazon
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea Raglan Baseball Tee – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Funny Lucky Birding Shirt Birdwatcher Bird Enthusiast Premium T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Birders | Bold Text Accompanied By Cute Little Silhouette Birds; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric; Fit: Men’s... View on Amazon
Drink your tea! sweatshirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Galaxy S10 Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Bin There Done That – Chased the latest rare vagrant already? Seen all the breeding birds in your local patch? Visited far-away places to add to your lifelist? Maybe you've Bin... View on Zazzle
Womens Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Zip Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Womens I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea V-Neck T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
Womens Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday V-Neck T-Shirt – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Postcard – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Sweatshirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon