Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Diagnosis: Bird Brained Funny X-Ray T-Shirt Gift for Birders

The whimsical world of avian aficionados is featured on this t-shirt that humorously captures the essence of bird lovers everywhere: Diagnosis: Bird-Brained. This silly design features a cartoon-like image of a brain x-ray, but with a fun twist—the grey matter is playfully filled with silhouettes of birds,...

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

Funny Bird Pun for St. Patrick's Day: Irish Eyases Are Smiling

This funny spoof design might have you singing a familiar tribute song with an alternative lyric! Here a trio of baby falcons (they look like American Kestrels, but sometimes it's hard to tell falcons apart at this age) is captioned with a funny Irish inspired phrase with a...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Life is Short - Bird Hard

In this week's T-Shirt Tuesday, part of a very sporadic series you'll see on and off on this site, I'd like to highlight one of our simpler, text t-shirts for birdwatchers. This original birding design which reads Life Is Short Bird Hard makes a...

The Birder Spoof Tarot Card T-Shirt

This fun spoof t-shirt for birdwatchers imagines a new tarot card for "The Birder". A pair of binoculars feature prominently in this fun tarot card inspired design. The binoculars icon is captioned with THE BIRDER. This t-shirt makes a...

American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! T-Shirt – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Womens Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Wooden Box Sign – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO. This funny design for birdwatchers looks great on... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Zip Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Pish Off! Button – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Pullover Hoodie – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Original Hummer Postcard – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Sweatshirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! tote bag – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Ribbon Bumper Sticker – This simple Warbler Neck awareness ribbon design is a great way to show your support for all birders during the busy migration season. The awareness ribbon... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Trucker Hat – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
Galaxy S10 Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Tank Top – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
BirderGifts Sorry I Can't I Have Plans with My Binoculars Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100%... View on Amazon
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Large Tote Bag – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Premium T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tote Bag – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 16” x 16”... View on Amazon
Womens Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Talk Birdy To Me Trucker Hat – Bold text reads "Talk Birdy To Me" with cut-out birds making up part of the letters. Let people know what really turns you on - birds!... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Stalking vs. Twitching Hoodie – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree sweatshirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock Trucker Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Pullover Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday Premium T-Shirt – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey... View on Amazon
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Premium T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon