Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

The Original Hummer Funny Bird Lover Postcard

If you’re looking for a whimsical gift for a hummingbird lover—or just want to send a smile through the mail—this playful postcard is sure to do the trick! Featuring bold, cartoon-style text and a charming little hummer in action, this design is bursting with...

T-Shirt Tuesday: American Dippers Like It What?

This playful t-shirt design is perfect for birders with a sense of humor. At first glance, the phrase might sound a little risqué, but seasoned bird lovers know it’s simply the truth: American Dippers really do like it wet. It’s a clever double...

Define Your Passion—Literally | Birdaholic Definition Shirt

If your weekend plans involve binoculars, field guides, and muttering “was that a warbler?” under your breath, this funny birder shirt was made for you. Our “bird-a-holic” long sleeve tee proudly defines what your friends and family already know: you’re deeply, joyfully obsessed with...

The Perfect T-Shirt for Birdwatchers Who’d Rather Be in the Field

If your ideal weekend involves waking up at dawn, a thermos of coffee, and the quiet thrill of spotting a warbler in the treetops — this sweatshirt was made for you. Our “Sorry I Can’t, I Have Plans with My Binoculars”...

Get Lucky (in the Field) With This Birding Tee

Every birder has their rituals—lucky binoculars, a favorite trail, a particular hat that always brings out the rare ones. Now you can add one more essential to your checklist: your Lucky Birding Shirt. Simple, bold, and to the point, this...

Feeder Fugitives: Our Tribute to the Backyard Outlaw

Feeder Bandits Beware: This Squirrel Wants Your Nuts If you’ve ever tried to run a peaceful backyard bird buffet, you know that squirrels aren’t just guests—they're the self-appointed managers. They waltz in like they own the place, perform gravity-defying stunts to...

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Pullover Hoodie – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! T-Shirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Large Tote Bag – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Zip Hoodie – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness T-Shirt – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Two-Tone Coffee Mug – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Awareness Bumper Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Warbler Neck Awareness Rectangular Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tote Bag – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 16” x 16”... View on Amazon
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Rectangular Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Bumper Sticker – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Womens Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Two-Tone Coffee Mug – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Drink your tea! color morph mug – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month T-Shirt – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Wooden Box Sign – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO. This funny design for birdwatchers looks great on... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Old Birders Never Die T-Shirt – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
iPhone 11 Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Eat Sleep Pish Trucker Hat – A cute spoof of highway information signs - with a pishing twist! Icons represent eat, sleep and pish (bird call). You can totally customize this gift!... View on Zazzle
Twitched and Lost... T-Shirt – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' T-Shirt – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle