Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Funny Bird Pun for St. Patrick's Day: Irish Eyases Are Smiling

This funny spoof design might have you singing a familiar tribute song with an alternative lyric! Here a trio of baby falcons (they look like American Kestrels, but sometimes it's hard to tell falcons apart at this age) is captioned with a funny Irish inspired phrase with a...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Life is Short - Bird Hard

In this week's T-Shirt Tuesday, part of a very sporadic series you'll see on and off on this site, I'd like to highlight one of our simpler, text t-shirts for birdwatchers. This original birding design which reads Life Is Short Bird Hard makes a...

The Birder Spoof Tarot Card T-Shirt

This fun spoof t-shirt for birdwatchers imagines a new tarot card for "The Birder". A pair of binoculars feature prominently in this fun tarot card inspired design. The binoculars icon is captioned with THE BIRDER. This t-shirt makes a...

T-Shirt Tuesday: The Forecast for Birding Hooded Sweatshirt

This week's highlighted shirt is a classic design we call The Forecast for Birding. We show the design here on a one of our apparel offerings, a unisex hoodie, available via our partner CafePress. This original design for birders shows three less-than-ideal weather forecast...

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

Womens Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Old Digiscopers Metal Ornament – This funny birdwatching-themed design reads Old digiscopers never die they just lose their focus. Digiscopers take photos of birds using their spotting scope and a digital... View on Zazzle
BirderGifts Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled... View on Amazon
I See Birds Eyechart Wooden Box Sign – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO. This funny design for birdwatchers looks great on... View on Zazzle
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday Raglan Baseball Tee – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month T-Shirt – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
Eagle Feak T-Shirt – Do you know what an Eagle Feak is? True bird nerds and real eagle freaks should know! You can totally customize this gift! Move the design... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! bumper sticker – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Tank Top – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
iPhone 11 Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Case – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant... View on Amazon
Old Birders Never Die T-Shirt – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! T-Shirt – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
BIRD O'Clock License Plate – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Eyechart Two-Tone Coffee Mug – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Ceramic Ornament – Show your support for an affliction that birders suffer through each migration season: Warbler Neck. This original includes an illustration of a birder looking up, well... View on Zazzle
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... Bumper Sticker – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Raglan Baseball Tee – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Womens The Birder Tarot V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
World's Okayest Birder T-Shirt – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Tote Bag – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long... View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars T-Shirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Pish Off! Magnet – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Tank Top – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Month: May Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Simple Graphic and Text T-Shirt Funny Message for Birders and Birdwatchers; Cute Funny Gift Idea for Birders During Peak Migration For Warbler Neck Awareness; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Womens Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Stalking vs. Twitching Mouse Pad – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Zip Hoodie – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Birding Flu Bumper Sticker – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Pisher Made of Elements Bumper Sticker – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Pisher Made of Elements Postcard – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle